March 15, 2013 09:10 by donald
One day I
accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a
villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called
“Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It’s Jack , and I’m OK
thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
nice of you," I answered,”but I don't
think my wife would like it."
come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very
pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but
my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some driving
and putting lessons, I thanked my host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I
know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a
smile, “She won't know anything. Where is she, anyway?"
cart!" I said....