Gentlemen - twenty one chapters, which feature in the latest "Improve Your Round" publication to reach the writer, are listed below. Dalhousie members are invited to try out a few and, thereafter, forward appropriate observations on the success or failure of them to Council!
Chapter 1 How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 How to Hit
a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3
How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 How to Get
More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 When to give the marshal The
Finger.
Chapter 6 Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximise
Earnings.
Chapter 7 When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter
8 Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 How to
Rationalise a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10 When Does a Divot become
classified as a Sod?
Chapter 11 How to Find The Ball That Everyone Else
Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You
Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 Using curse words creatively to Control Ball
Flight.
Chapter 14 When to Let a Foursome Play through Your
Twosome.
Chapter 15 How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the
Tee.
Chapter 16 When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your
Opponent.
Chapter 17 'God' and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three
Putt.
Chapter 18 When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19
Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20
Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 Why Male Golfers Will Pay
£5 a Beer from the Cart Girl and tip her £1, but will baulk at £4 at the
clubhouse and stiff the Bartender.
If the cap fits.......!!