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The most helpful golf book ever?

October 2, 2013 14:11 by donald

Gentlemen - twenty one chapters, which feature in the latest "Improve Your Round" publication to reach the writer, are listed below. Dalhousie members are invited to try out a few and, thereafter, forward appropriate observations on the success or failure of them to Council!

Chapter 1 How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.

Chapter 3 How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 When to give the marshal The Finger.

Chapter 6 Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximise Earnings.

Chapter 7 When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 How to Rationalise a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10 When Does a Divot become classified as a Sod?

Chapter 11 How to Find The Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 Using curse words creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14 When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 'God' and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19 Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 Why Male Golfers Will Pay £5 a Beer from the Cart Girl and tip her £1, but will baulk at £4 at the clubhouse and stiff the Bartender.

If the cap fits.......!!


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